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thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic


-“You know any smart, hot girls on the market?”-“I’ll keep my eyes peeled.”

-“You know any smart, hot girls on the market?”
-“I’ll keep my eyes peeled.”

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

claredunnedunne:

clawfoottub:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.

Man it is all about the glühbirne (glowing pear: lightbulb), the luftkissenschiff (air cushion ship: hovercraft), and the Reißverschluss (rising closer: zip).

claredunnedunne:

clawfoottub:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.

Man it is all about the glühbirne (glowing pear: lightbulb), the luftkissenschiff (air cushion ship: hovercraft), and the Reißverschluss (rising closer: zip).

bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

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meatloves:

the cucumber saga

americanninjax:

isaia:

mybodythehandgrenade:

brinconvenient:

gailsimone:

chrishaley:

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

SO EMPOWERING

Felt a dire need to contribute to the hilarity.

open rp

theductiletroll:

maddietrolls:

theductiletroll:

maddietrolls:

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Prince Hans chuckled to himself, softly taking a hand to his jacket and adjusting it with a slight, yet firm tug. “You ready?”

imageMitt looked Hans in the eyes with a glance.
"Ah Hans the real question is, is America ready?"

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He felt himself smirk, and soon enough his eyes met Mitt’s, too.

"For Obama, yes."

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Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--
Me: Go fuck yourself.
soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

srsfunny:

Straight Line Artworkhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Straight Line Artwork
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/